Title: Prompt Response: Arcee, joining team Prime
Continuity: TFP, pre-season 1
Rating: PG
Characters: Arcee, Cliffjumper, Optimus
Content advice: gen, spoilers for season 1
Notes: Written for a prompt given by raisedbymoogles in the recent commentfic party. I've used the prompt for the title because I'm no good at titles.

Title: Frame Memory
Continuity: G1 Dysfunction AU, pre-Golden Age
Rating: PG
Characters: Spinister/Needlenose
Notes: Written to the tf_rare_pairing prompt Spinister/Needlenose, I'm coming up on infra-red.

Title: Attachment
Continuity: G1, Season 3 AU
Characters/Pairings: First Aid/Vortex, ensemble
Rating: NC-17
Content advice: c.10,000 words, sticky and non-sticky. In accordance with the options for dark_fest I've chosen not to give specific warnings. If you'd like a full list of the content advice before deciding whether or not to read, PM me :)
Prompt: Any fandom, any characters, after the apocalypse.
Summary: The Autobots have lost; a Decepticon-Quintesson alliance has taken Cybertron and Earth. Separated from his allies, injured and alone, First Aid is given the chance to survive.
Notes: Many thanks to naboru_narluin for betaing and for helping with the title and summary :D
Crossposted here


Clicky for the ficcy

Title: A Gift From Chaar
Author: ultharkitty
Fandom: Transformers G1, Season 3
Characters/Pairings: Rodimus, Blurr, Wheelie, First Aid, ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: author chooses not to warn.
Notes: written for dark_fest, to this prompt: Transformers, any Autobot, Manchurian Candidate: an Autobot is captured by the Decepticons, tortured, brainwashed, and then released back to his own faction and triggered.
Notes: beta'd by the wonderful naboru_narluin.

By the time they rescued Blurr from the Decepticons, he was changed.

Title: The Adventures of Mirrorverse Vortex, Chapter 17
Continuity: G1/SG AU
Rating: R (NC-17 overall)
Contains: references to non-consensual medical procedures, and torture.
Characters: mirrorverse Vortex, First Aid, Hoist.
Summary: In which Vortex has a problem with First Aid's hands, but a solution might yet be found.


Chapter 17.

Title: The Wages of Compassion
Continuity: G1 AU, set after season 2
Rating: this chapter PG-13 (whole story NC-17)
Content advice: (NB: this is for the whole story, not just this chapter) spark bonding, robotic gore, violence, sexual themes, explicit consensual and non-consensual sticky and non-sticky sex, tentacles, coercion, dark, some humour. Includes multiple side pairings, and may include character death.
Characters: Combaticons, Protectobots, Autobot ensemble.
Summary: In which the calm after the storm may well just be the eye of the hurricane passing overhead.
Notes: The epic spacehussy drew the bit from the end of scene 1 of chapter 5, SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! It's here in all its implied pornographic glory *happydance* <3

Cross posted here

Chapter 14

Title: The Adventures of Mirrorverse Vortex, Chapter 16
Continuity: G1/SG AU
Rating: PG-13 (NC-17 overall)
Contains: kissing, attempted abduction, violence.
Characters: mirrorverse Vortex, Swindle, Brawl, and a surprise.
Summary: In which Swindle has a plan. It's not a very good plan, but it's the only one he's got (and he came up with it all by himself).


Chapter 16.

Title: The Wages of Compassion
Continuity: G1 AU, set after season 2
Rating: NC-17
Content advice: (NB: this is for the whole story, not just this chapter) spark bonding, robotic gore, violence, sexual themes, explicit consensual and non-consensual sticky and non-sticky sex, tentacles, coercion, dark, some humour. Includes multiple side pairings, and may include character death.
Characters: Combaticons, Protectobots, Autobot and Decepticon ensembles.
Summary: In which the shit hits the fan.
A quick note about character death: I won't be killing off any Combaticons or Protectobots, but from here on in, I can't guarantee that bad things won't happen to other characters. I didn't give notice of this at the beginning, because I had no idea the story would go in this direction. Actually, I had no idea it'd get anywhere, I just thought it'd be non-stop porn. :)
Cross posted here

Chapter 13

Title: The Wages of Compassion
Continuity: G1 AU, set after season 2
Rating: NC-17
Content advice: (NB: this is for the whole story, not just this chapter) spark bonding, robotic gore, violence, sexual themes, explicit consensual and non-consensual sticky and non-sticky sex, tentacles, coercion, dark, some humour. Includes multiple side pairings.
Characters: Combaticons, Protectobots, and a surprise extra.
Summary: Blast Off creeps around, Onslaught has another go at asserting his dominance, and Swindle gives First Aid a piece of his mind.
Cross posted here

Chapter 12

Title: Making Movies
Continuity: G1 Decepticam AU
Rating: hard R
Contains: consensual (mild) painplay/bloodplay/BDSM, sticky, Crack.
Characters: Vortex/Ramjet, Onslaught, Swindle, Reflector, Rumble, Octane.
Summary: Vortex and Swindle are up to their old tricks. Kind of.
Follows on from 'Business Lunch' and 'Consequences'.
Notes: ficlet written for spacehussy :D

Title: Rain
Continuity: G1
Rating: NC-17
Contains: explicit sticky, unhealthy dynamic, consent issues, noncon shading to talk of rape fantasy. Potential trigger: rape/sexual assault.
Characters and/or pairings: Vortex/First Aid
Summary: Response to this prompt on the kinkmeme.

Title: Plight of the Official Observer
Continuity: G1, Season 3, Decepticam AU
Rating: R
Contains: non-explicit sticky smut, licking, voyeurism (kind of).
Beta: ayngelcat <3
Characters and/or pairings: Vortex/Blot, with a side order of Vortex/Swindle, and Sixshot/Onslaught/Vortex for dessert.
Summary: part 3 of Playing with Terrorcons. Sixshot is fed up with Blot following him around, so Hun-Grrr makes a deal with Vortex (and Swindle by extension) for Vortex to interface with Blot in the hope it'll settle him down. Swindle gets to watch, whether he likes it or not.
Notes: For the tf_rare_pairing 'Through another's eyes' January Challenge.


Blot smells horrible, but how does he taste?

Because of the recent changes on LJ, I won't be hosting any more fic here.

I'll post links here, as usual, to all the fics I write, but the fics themselves will be hosted over on AO3.

I'm keeping the Master List exactly where it is, and that will be updated whenever I post something new. This will only change if the list gets too big for one post.

Anon commenting is enabled on AO3, and it has that handy Kudos feature (I love that :D).

For those who dislike AO3, I'll be crossposting some things to fanfiction.net. However, it's so time-consuming and convolunted to post or edit anything on ff.net that any changes I make to the fics will hit AO3 first, and will only hit ff.net when I have the time to sort them out. Hence, AO3 will hold the latest versions of everything.

I finished backing everything up on AO3 last night. Sorry to anyone who got spammed. I genuinely didn't think that anyone other than a few people I know on Twitter had subscribed to me on AO3, so I only posted a warning about it on Twitter. I have since learnt different, and I really am very sorry about the deluge of notifications hitting peoples' inboxes.

Title: Open the cargo bay door, Blast Off
Continuity: G1, pre-Earth, Dysfunction AU
Rating: PG
Contains: a brief mention of organic alien asexual reproduction that's modelled on certain plants, and very silly references to 2001: A Space Odyssey, crack.
Characters and/or pairings: Blast Off, OC (organic, semi-plant-based tentacled alien)
Summary: Blast Off has taken an alien scientist on an expedition, but something’s gone wrong.
Notes: For naboru_narluin :D A trill in this is a unit of time equivalent to around half a breem. I needed another system for Hydrix to use, as he isn't Cybertronian.

( Do you read me, HAL? )

Title: The Adventures of Mirrorverse Vortex: Interlude I
Continuity: G1, Shattered Glass
Warnings: sticky masturbation, sexual fantasies regarding a threesome, angst
Characters/Pairings: First Aid, implied Blades/SG!Vortex, implied Blades/SG!Vortex/First Aid
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Sadly, I own nothing.
Summary: After walking in on the two copters, First Aid needs some time alone.
Prompt: Wrong (prompted by casusfere)
Beta: ultharkitty :D

Note: Written for Day 29 of the 30 Days of Porn Meme.
Though, first and foremost written as Interlude from First Aid’s POV for ultharkitty’s fanfic. Set right after The Adventures of Mirrorverse Vortex chapter 15. :)

Interlude I

x-posted here

Title: The Adventures of Mirrorverse Vortex, Chapter 15
Continuity: G1/SG AU
Rating: NC-17
Content advice: explicit consensual sticky smut.
Characters: mirrorverse Vortex, Blades, First Aid
Summary: In which it's the morning after, and things are still going well. To a point.


Chapter 15.

Title: Sandstorm’s Plan to Boost Morale
Continuity: G1, Dysfunction AU
Rating: PG-13
Content advice: implied off screen interfacing of the enthusiastically rough consensual variety.
Prompt: This image. Written for the tf_speedwriting advent calendar, day 5.
Characters: Ultra Magnus, Lightspeed, Afterburner, First Aid.
Summary: Sandstorm had a plan. Ultra Magnus witnesses the aftermath.

( c.300 words, 40 minutes including editing )

Title: Consequences
Continuity: G1 Decepticam AU, set on Cybertron at the beginning of the Golden Age
Rating: PG-13
Contains: reference to murder and torture. Nothing graphic. Crack.
Characters: Vortex, Swindle, unnamed OC.
Summary: Vortex and Swindle are in prison, after following through on their 'let's make snuff films!' plan.
Sequel to Business Lunch.
Notes: ficlet written for spacehussy :D

Title: The Wages of Compassion
Continuity: G1 AU, set after season 2
Rating: NC-17
Content advice: (NB: this is for the whole story, not just this chapter) spark bonding, robotic gore, violence, sexual themes, explicit consensual and non-consensual sticky and non-sticky sex, tentacles, coercion, dark, some humour. Includes multiple side pairings.
Characters: Vortex, First Aid, Blast Off, Brawl, Swindle, Onslaught, Bruticus.
Summary: In which there are consequences.
Cross posted here

Chapter 11

Title: The Wages of Compassion
Continuity: G1 AU, set after season 2
Rating: M (the rest is NC-17)
Content advice: (NB: this is for the whole story, not just this chapter) spark bonding, robotic gore, implied combat violence, sexual themes, explicit consensual and non-consensual sticky and non-sticky sex, tentacles, coercion, dark, some humour. Includes multiple side pairings.
Characters: Vortex, First Aid, Blast Off, Brawl, Swindle, Onslaught, Blades.
Summary: In which it becomes clear that Vortex can't be left on his own for five minutes.
Cross posted here.

Chapter 10

Title: The Wages of Compassion
Continuity: G1 AU, set between season 2 and TFTM
Rating: NC-17
Content advice: (NB: this is for the whole story, not just this chapter) spark bonding, robotic gore, implied combat violence, sexual themes, explicit consensual and non-consensual sticky and non-sticky sex, tentacles, coercion, dark, some humour. Includes multiple side pairings.
Characters: Vortex, First Aid, Blast Off, Brawl, Swindle, Onslaught, Hot Spot.
Summary: Onslaught's plans become clear, and First Aid takes action.
Crossposted here

Chapter 9

Title: Chill
Continuity: G1 Dysfunction AU, pre-Earth
Rating: PG
Content advice: Cybertronian swearing, non-graphic mention of interfacing.
Characters: Vortex, Blast Off.
Summary: a flashfic I wrote for naboru_narluin because she fancied IC OTP snuggles.

( Vortex is persistent and Blast Off is an aft )

Title: The Wages of Compassion
Continuity: G1 AU, set between season 2 and TFTM
Rating: NC-17
Content advice: (NB: this is for the whole story, not just this chapter) spark bonding, robotic gore, implied combat violence, sexual themes, explicit consensual and non-consensual sticky and non-sticky sex, tentacles, coercion, dark, some humour. Includes multiple side pairings.
Characters: Vortex, First Aid, Blast Off, Brawl, Swindle, Onslaught.
Summary: First Aid is faced with some difficult decisions, and a few rather nasty realisations.

Chapter 8

Title: The Wages of Compassion
Continuity: G1 AU, set between season 2 and TFTM
Rating: NC-17
Content advice: (NB: this is for the whole story, not just this chapter) spark bonding, robotic gore, implied combat violence, sexual themes, explicit consensual and non-consensual sticky and non-sticky sex, coercion, dark, some humour. Includes multiple side pairings. ( New content advice, behind a cut in case people want it to be a suprise (it's smut-related, not character death or anything like that) )
Characters: Vortex, First Aid, Blast Off, Brawl, Swindle.
Summary: First Aid gets lost in Combaticon HQ, then Combaticons show up.
Crossposted here

Chapter 7

This is the last of them (unless someone wants to request something else).

naboru_narluin asked for Unaccustomed feeling or Reconciliation or Sunrise in Space. So I chose Sunrise in Space :)

( The fic where I decided all dialogue should be via Cybertronian email )

More meme responses.

Ch. 5 of the Wages of Compassion, as requested by femme4jack, and hosted on DW as it's far too long to put here.

And Basic Augmentation, as requested by antepathy.

( As before, my comments in bold, the fics in everything else )

Title: The Wages of Compassion
Continuity: G1 AU, set between season 2 and TFTM
Rating: NC-17
Content advice: (NB: this is for the whole story, not just this chapter) spark bonding, robotic gore, implied combat violence, sexual themes, explicit consensual and non-consensual sticky and non-sticky sex, coercion, dark, some humour. Includes multiple side pairings.
Characters: Vortex, First Aid, Onslaught, Hot Spot, Streetwise.
Summary: Onslaught has a task for First Aid, and Vortex has questions.


Chapter 6

Title: The Adventures of Mirrorverse Vortex, Chapter 14
Continuity: G1/SG AU
Rating: NC-17
Content advice: explicit consensual sticky smut.
Characters: mirrorverse Vortex, Blades
Summary: In which Vortex isn't sure what Blades has in mind, but he kinda likes it.


Chapter 14.

Commentary on Wire Wool for coriopsis.

Contains crack.

( Commentary in bold... )