This list was reformatted in March 2012. All of my links now go to AO3, which is where I'll be posting everything in future.
If you prefer to read on Livejournal, most fics posted before January 2012 are also on here. Take a look at the tag list, where you'll find everything tagged by character, continuity and (for the longer fics) series.
If you prefer to read on ff.net, please note that the most up-to-date versions will always be on AO3. The way Fanfiction.net is organised, it's a pain in the backside to edit anything, so it'll take a while for edits to hit there. Some fics won't get posted on ff.net at all because they're too dark; even I have a limit when it comes to breaking their TOS.
About the fics
This is a complete list of all my fanfiction. Everything is listed by continuity, then in chronological order. I write out-of-order, so if you'd like updates it's best to watch
If you spot a typo or other error, I always appreciate being told so that I can fix it. I use UK English, so stuff like the extra letter in 'colour', isn't a typo ;)
G1 cartoon: Dysfunction AU
NB: The Dysfunction AU doesn't have sticky smut, because it was never invented there. It does have a whole range of other kinds though, including plug and play, energy fields, tactile and harmonics. Mechs have laser cores and no sparks in this setting.
These fics mainly focus on the Combaticons, but there are plenty about other characters too, especially the Protectobots, Grimlock and the Technobots.
Pre-Earth, mostly set on Cybertron
Frame Memory, Spinister, Needlenose, gen/fluff, PG.
Online, Vortex, Spinister, OCs, PG-13.
The tale of Vortex's origins and early life. Contains references to slash, references to violence and murder, and liberal use of OCs. 7 chapters, ongoing.
Open the cargo bay door, Blast Off, Blast Off, Hydrix (OC organic tentacle alien), gen/crack, PG.
Not Anyone's Martyr, Blast Off, gen, PG.
Neverwhere, by
Nothing to Make it Bearable, by
When Vortex met Swindle, Vortex, Swindle, OCs, hint of slash, hint of smut, drinking, cracky, darkish, PG-13.
Credit, Brawl, Onslaught, mention of Swindle and Vortex, PG, crack, drabble.
Lawful Infringement, Vortex, Raze, OCs, first person, darkfic, undercover cop, PG-13.
Clash, by
The first time Blast Off Walked in on Vortex and regretted it, Blast Off, Vortex, unnamed OC, light smut, crack, R.
Question and Answer, Vortex/Blast Off, slash, fluff, PG-13.
Friends in Other Places, Swindle, OCs, Blast Off, genfic, PG.
Ready for Lift Off by
Welcome Back by
The Unfortunate Demise of Agent Floodlight, Onslaught, Vortex, Blast Off, Brawl, Swindle, OC: Hardwire(Floodlight), graphic violence, murder mystery/crime drama, R.
Testing, Blast Off and Brawl, implied Vortex/Blast Off, cracky genfic, PG-13, flashfic.
The Tragic Tale of Shiny and Slag-for-Chips (hosted on my rp journal, because it was also an IC prompt response), first person POV, Vortex, OCs, implied noncon, dark themes, PG-13.
The second time Blast Off walked in on Vortex and Regretted it, Blast Off, Vortex, OC: Shiny (Driveshaft), OC: Slag-for-Chips, implied noncon, implied torture, murder, dark themes, R.
Five Joors, companion piece to 'The Tragic Tale of Shiny and Slag-for-Chips', Vortex, OC: Slag-for-Chips, OC: Driveshaft, implied noncon, slavery, dark themes, R.
Swindle's Petro-bunny Legion of Doom, Swindle, Vortex, Blast Off, cracky genfic, PG-13.
Contraband, Vortex, Blast Off, Swindle, crack, implied violence, death of an unnamed Quintesson, alien gore, PG-13 - sequel to 'Swindle's Petro-bunny Legion of Doom'.
Weatherbeaten by
Like Petrorabbits by
Lie Down by
Chill, Blast Off, Vortex, PG, fluff.
Sure, you got it in there..., Swindle, Vortex, Blast Off, genfic, G.
Deep Space Daydreaming by
Facing War by
Sunset by
Blame, Vortex, mention of Onslaught, Megatron, Swindle and Brawl, genfic, PG-13, flashfic.
Set on Earth, pre-movie
A Mech's Gotta Dream, Ratchet, Sparkplug, Spike, Chip, G, drabbleish.
In which boredom counts as motivation, Skywarp, PG, implied Soundwave/Blaster, crack, flashfic.
Flying, Bumblebee, genfic with implied slash, PG.
First Time Prompt Response: Motormaster, Megatron/Motormaster, R.
Mentor, Prowl, Wheeljack, Ratchet, mention of Protectobots and others, fluff, G.
First Time Prompt Response: First Aid, First Aid, Groove, Blades, Streetwise, Hot Spot, R, fluff.
Playing with Prisoners, Blast Off, Vortex/Starscream, Shockwave, light smut, crack, R.
Welcome Back II by
Taking one for the Team, Combaticons, R for smut and violence, warning for implied attempted noncon.
on His Knees, Onslaught and Motormaster, Megatron and Starscream, genfic, R for graphic violence.
Attention, Follows on from 'Taking one for the Team'), one-sided Drag Strip/Vortex, ensemble, R overall, crack with a bit of smut and some violence. 7 chapters, complete.
Unaccustomed feeling (follows on from 'Attention'), Blast Off/Vortex, cracky shippy angsty fic, PG-13.
Reconciliation (follows on from 'Unaccusomed Feeling'), Blast Off/Vortex, smutty character study, R.
Disassembled, Combaticons, set directly after B.O.T., dark, torture, PG-13.
Scavenger's Bright Idea, Bruticus, Scavenger, Starscream, Megatron, Onslaught, ensemble, fluff, crack, dead jellyfish, PG.
Sunrise in Space, Blast Off, Vortex, mention of Swindle, follows on from 'Disassembled', references 'Unaccustomed Feeling' and 'Taking One for the Team', dark, gen, PG-13.
Proof of Trust by
Caring, Brawl, Soundwave, gen, G.
Comfort, Hot Spot/First Aid, fluff, drabbleish, lap kink, R.
Shuttles Gone Wild! by
Room for One, Bruticus, Devastator, crack/gen, PG.
Pressure, Vortex and Swindle, dark, PG-13, flashfic.
Not the Little Mermaid, Brawl, Blitzwing, Astrotrain, Vortex, crack, PG, drabble.
Oil Slick, Blast Off, Vortex, Blades, ensemble, PG-13, humour/genfic.
Scorch Mark by
Swindle the giant alien robot piñata, Swindle, Fireflight, Brawl and Blast Off, PG, genfic/humour.
Playground by
On Logistics and Huge Cargo</b> by
The Unfortunate Squishy Incident, by
Twister, Blades/Vortex, Combaticons, Protectobots, ensemble, R.
Contains noncon, sexual harassment, the contents of Vortex's dirty mind, violence, nonconsensual medical procedure, and crack. 15 Chapters, complete.
Recall
Sequel to 'Twister' and 'Something to Live For', Vortex/First Aid, Decepticon ensemble, NC-17, abduction, noncon, dark themes, please heed the content advice at the top of each chapter, as this includes potentially triggering material. 8 chapters, ongoing.
Bonus scene for Chapter 2 of Recall: Drive and Hide, Motormaster, Breakdown, PG, fluff.
Two Tanks, Brawl, Long Haul and Scrapper, humour, PG, drabble.
Runaway by
The gestalt bond and other problems, Blast Off, Long Haul, ensemble, PG, genfic/friendship.
Mutual Benefit, bonus scene for 'The Gestalt Bond and Other Problems'. Occurs directly after the end of the first scene. Onslaught/Vortex, NC-17, consensual PWP, a bit of light BDSM.
Leave the Lights On by
Saturn, by
Just Hiding, by
Resonate, Soundwave/Brawl, crack, PWP, harmonic interfacing, R.
Glitched, Blast Off, Onslaught/Vortex, R, implied consensual BDSM, co-dependent relationships, dark themes, verbal abuse, please heed the warnings.
Spiegel im Spiegel by
Coming Down by
One Fine Day by
Two's Company, Three's a Crowd by
Set post-movie
Those Left Behind, Grimlock, Wheelie, Rodimus, Ultra Magnus, genfic, PG-13, warning for canonically dead robots, flashfic.
Inventory, Arcee, genfic, PG-13, warning for canonically dead robots, drabble.
Matrix, Ultra Magnus, Rodimus, PG, introspective gen, flashfic.
Charr 1: Boredom, Vortex, Swindle, Blast Off, genfic, PG, drabble-ish.
Charr 2: Space Romance, Blast Off, Vortex, interfacing, slash, R.
Charr 3: Temper, Combaticons, genfic, PG-13, flashfic.
Monitor Duty, Blast Off and Brawl, humour, PG, drabble.
Sheer Naked Boom, Swindle, Vortex, Onslaught, Brawl, PG, flashfic.
Rest, Combaticons, (slightly fluffy) genfic, PG, flashfic.
On the Desk, Vortex/Brawl, Wheelie, innuendo, interrogation, slashy, PG-13.
Fluorine Moon by
Things Grimlock Gave Us, Technobots, Grimlock, Perceptor, ensemble, fluff/friendship/crack, PG.
The quest for Batman's missing head, Daniel, Grimlock, Scattershot, First Aid, Carly, fluffy crack, G.
Sandstorm's Plan to Boost Morale, Ultra Magnus, Lightspeed, Afterburner, First Aid, Sandstorm, flashfic, crack, PG-13.
Interrogating the Interrogator
Vortex, Springer, First Aid, Blades, graphic violence, torture, darkfic, R. 2 chapters, complete. Refers to Recall, but provides no specific spoilers.
Grimlock prompt responses, Grimlock, ensemble, crack, PG-13, drabbles (lots of them!).
Me Grimlock make mistake, another Grimlock prompt response, Grimlock and Technobots, G, drabble(ish).
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star by
(This is seriously one of my favourite fics ever :D)
Vortex, Blast Off, Brawl, horror, SF, aliens, violence, adventure, PG-13, complete.
50 sentences: Bruticus, Bruticus, Combaticons, violence, gore, hint of slash, PG-13, set of micro-fics. This is listed at the end because there's stuff in here from all over the timeline, and it's not in chronological order.
Vortex and the Magic 8 Ball, Vortex, Blast Off, Swindle, Brawl, the Magnificence, crack, PG-13. This one's listed at the end because it's a cracky AU of the AU and doesn't fit in the main continuity.
Decepticam AU
The Decepticam AU has sticky smut, but it doesn't have mechpreg. In this setting, sticky hardware was invented purely for pleasure, and has no other function. Other methods of interfacing also exist, but not sparksex - as with the Dysfunction AU, the characters have laser cores rather than sparks.
Business Lunch, Swindle, Vortex, PG-13, implied assassination and snuff, crack.
First Time Prompt Response: Onslaught, Onslaught, Greenlight, OC: Cascade, NC-17, consensual sticky.
Consequences, Swindle, Vortex, unnamed OC, PG-13, implied assassination and snuff, crack, sequel to Business Lunch.
First Time Prompt Response: Blaster, Soundwave/Blaster, NC-17, p'n'p and sticky, consensual and about as romantic as I'll ever write.
Decepticam
Cracky genfic, focus on Megatron, Starscream and Soundwave, ensemble, R. 3 Chapters, ongoing.
Sunstreaker the Happy Voyeur, Sunstreaker, Skyfire/Sideswipe, explicit sticky smut, voyeurism, masturbation, a touch of dubcon (only because Skyfire doesn’t know they’re being watched. The smut itself is all perfectly consensual), PWP, NC-17.
Onslaught's Awesome Day
A set of 24 ficlets (when complete) detailing a day in the life of the Combaticon commander. 2 chapters, ongoing.
Alone in the Ark Vortex/Bumblebee, implied Blast Off/Vortex, Teletraan One, NC-17, sticky smut, PWP. 3 chapters, possibly ongoing.
Making Movies, Swindle, Vortex, Onslaught, ensemble, NC-17, cracky smut. Sequel to sequel to Business Lunch and Consequences.
Screwing for Peace, Sandstorm, Blades, mention of Vortex, very mild R, talk of smut, crack.
Side Effects
Vortex/First Aid, Groove, hand fetish, damage/repair fetish (kinda), accidental tactile, Vortex’s dirty mind, dubcon, cocercion and explicit sticky, tactile and energy field smut, NC-17, complete. 3 chapters, complete.
Cross-faction Crack, Vortex/Air Raid, Fireflight, non-explicit consensual sticky smut, R.
Team Player, Vortex/Brawl/Swindle, NC-17, sticky, hint of dubcon, rough, spanking, voyeurism.
Plausible Deniability, Vortex, Brawl, Onslaught, PG-13, mention of interfacing and violence, crack.
Parts that spin, Swindle/Vortex, R, consensual sticky smut, crack, bondage, non-consensual tickling.
Playing With Terrorcons
1. Tribute, Sixshot, Blot, OC, crack, dying organic, PG-13.
2. Negotiations, Vortex/Swindle, Hun-Grr, mention of Sixshot and Blot, explicit sticky and plug-n-play smut, crack, NC-17.
3. The Plight of the Official Observer, Vortex/Blot, Vortex/Swindle, Sixshot/Onslaught/Vortex, non-explicit sticky, crack, R.
What Happens on Ganthis Stays on Ganthis, Vortex/Smokescreen, mention of Smokescreen/Swindle, explicit consensual sticky, public sex, sex with a drone, drinking, gambling, NC-17. This follows on directly from Chapter 6 of
Other G1 Fics
First Times, kinkmeme response, Smokescreen/Prowl, NC-17, sticky, coercion/dubcon as well as consensual smut, Smokey as a high class prostitute/practical sexual therapist.
Cybertron Day, Optimus/ Ratchet/Jazz, Skyfire/Optimus, pwp, consensual sticky smut, sizekink, mini-orgy.
Involuntary Celibacy, kinkmeme response, Onslaught/Vortex, NC-17, sticky smut, crack.
Any Last Requests?, kinkmeme response, Vortex/Powerglide, NC-17, sticky smut, character death, darkfic, graphic gore.
The Wages of Compassion, kinkmeme response, Vortex/First Aid, NC-17, spark bonding, explicit consensual and nonconsensual sticky and non-sticky interfacing, multiple side pairings, darkfic, 14 Chapters, approaching 80k, ongoing.
Rain, Vortex/First Aid, kinkmeme response, explicit sticky, unhealthy dynamic (at first, and questionable at the end), consent issues, noncon shading to talk of rape fantasy. Potential trigger: rape/sexual assault. NC-17.
Four times Cyclonus knelt before Galvatron, and one time he stood, Galvatron/Cyclonus, smut, R, a set of five drabbles.
A Gift from Chaar, Rodimus, Wheelie, Blurr, First Aid, dark, PG-13.
Galvatron in Heat, kinkmeme response. Galvatron/Cyclonus/Trypticon, Brawl, noncon, crack, tentacles, NC-17. one chapter, ongoing.
Waiting for Blast Off, Optimus Prime, Vortex, mild R for suggestive language and mention of interfacing.
Lines, Galvatron/Cyclonus, nonconsensual molestation (due to unconsciousness, if he was awake it would be consensual), mention of BDSM, R.
Distinguished-looking mechs, SG!Rodimus/Scourge, flirtation, crack, PG-13.
The Quintessons tried to make them do it, Cyclonus, Ultra Magnus, gen (only implied slash if you want to see it that way), PG.
Attachment, Vortex/First Aid, ensemble, dark, sticky and non-sticky, NC-17.
G1 Shattered Glass
All of these are set in or modelled on Naboru's Disillusion AU.
Disillusion AU
Training, Ratchet, First Aid, mention of drug taking, non-consensual medical experiments, drinking, and a bit of vomitousness, PG-13.
Experiment, Blades, First Aid, mention of Ratchet, PG-13.
Falling, First Aid, Motormaster, Hook, rated R because the POV character is on drugs.
Empty, First Aid/Blades, Streetwise, R, slash, drugs, medical experimentation.
Other SG fics
First Time Prompt Response: First Aid, Optimus/First Aid, NC-17, noncon, dark themes, conconsensual administering of an aphrodisiac, sticky, flashfic.
The Adventures of Mirrorverse Vortex
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A good version of Vortex from a mirror universe ends up on Earth in the regular G1 'verse. Hijinks and romantic entanglements ensue. Nice!Vortex/Swindle, Nice!Vortex/Blades, Blades/First Aid, Blades/nice!Vortex/First Aid, Vortex/Swindle, explicit sticky, combat violence, PTSD, NC-17.
Companion to Ch. 15: Interlude 1 by
TFA
Gimble, Skywarp, PG, genfic, drabble.
Lost for Words, Starscream/Sunstorm, non-explicit sticky smut, R, drabble.
An exercise in Secrecy, Cliffjumper/Shockwave, explicit sticky smut, NC-17.
Armada
Disillusioned, Starscream, Swindle and Megatron, genfic, PG for violence in the context of training.
Movieverse
Retcon, Starscream, Megatron, Soundwave, and the absent presence of The Fallen, PG, oneshot set after the end of RoTF, written to scratch an itch.
Touch
Barricade, Bumblebee, Sam, Mikaela, NC-17, kinkmeme response, mech on mech sticky, human/TF tactile, implied human/TF sticky, dark themes. 6 chapters, complete.
Mission Objective, Sunspot, fluff, G.
To Be Continued, Soundwave, Starscream, Megatron, Shockwave, Lazerbeak, a hatchling, gen, fix-it fic, my idea of a happy ending for Dark of the Moon, PG-13.
Sunset AU
A Boy and His Dog, set of ten microfics, Miles and Mason (that dog Miles was washing in the first movie), PG, gen, adventure, post-apocalyptic.
Sunset, Miles, Megatron, Starscream, mention of Judy and Mason, gen, post-apocalyptic, PG-13.
Prime
First Time Prompt Response: Ratchet, Ratchet/OC: Torque, NC-17, mentor-student relationship, explicit sticky with tentacles.
Before the War, Knock Out, Ratchet, pre-war AU, set of seven microfics, PG-13, implied violence and implied nonconsensual medical procedure.
Arcee: Joining Team Prime, Arcee, Cliffjumper, Optimus, gen, flashfic, PG.
Quiet Moments, Optimus/Ratchet, plug'n'play, melancholy, R.
Remedy
A trio of fics focusing on Knock Out and Breakdown after the end of episode 11. Part 3 is NC-17.
Wire Wool, Starscream, Soundwave, Knock Out, crack, tentacles, PG.
Mythos of H P Lovecraft
This gem of a world, Yog Sothoth/Lavinia Whately, PG-13 for implied sexual content in the context of reproduction. Like Retcon, this was written to scratch an itch. If you've seen the end of this film, you'll understand. ;)
Adoration, Nyarlathotep/Azathoth, xeno-smut, PG, drabble.
Crossovers
To Us, Nyarlathotep/Vector Prime, flirting, PG, drabble.
When the Stars are Right
R, Horror/SF, warning for major character death, gore and violence. 3 chapters, ongoing.
